Seven Years of Highly Defective People by Scott Adams

Title: Seven Years of Highly Defective People
Series: Dilbert
Number in Series:
Author(s): Scott Adams
Cover Artist: Scott Adams
Interior Artist(s): Scott Adams
Language: English
Publisher: Andrews and McMeel
Published: August 1997
ISBN-10: 0836236688
ISBN-13: 9780836236682

Fugitive from the Cubicle Police by Scott Adams

Title: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police
Series: Dilbert
Number in Series:
Author(s): Scott Adams
Cover Artist: Scott Adams
Interior Artist(s): Scott Adams
Language: English
Publisher: Andrews and McMeel
Published: September 1996
ISBN-10: 0836221192
ISBN-13: 9780836221190

The Year’s Best Fantasy and Horror – Eighth Annual Collection – edited by Ellen Datlow and Terri Windling

Title: The Year’s Best Fantasy and Horror – Eighth Annual Collection
Series: The Year’s Best Fantasy and Horror
Number in Series: 8 (eight)
Author(s): Dale Bailey, B. Brandon Barker, Nicholson Baker, Ray Bradbury, Scott Bradfield, John Bradley, Edward Bryant, Emma Bull, Jonathan Carroll, Lenora Champagne, Douglas Clegg, Ellen Datlow, Charles de Lint, Bradley Denton, Harlan Ellison, Margarita Engle, Kelley Eskridge, Gregory Feeley, James Frenkel, Neil Gaiman, David Garnett, Charles Grant, M. John Harrison, Linda Weasel Head, Noy Holland, Pagan Kennedy, Jack Ketchum, Stephen King, Andrew Klavan, Nancy Kress, Geoffrey A. Landis, Barry Lopez, Ian McDonald, Patricia A. McKillip, Steven Millhauser, Brian Mooney, A.R. Morlan, Emily Newland, David Nickle, Joyce Carol Oates, Leroy Quintana, Carme Riera, Kevin Roice, Nicholas Royle, Kristine Kathryn Rusch, Darrell Schweitzer, Delia Sherman, Will Shetterly, Michael Marshall Smith, William Browning Spencer, Michael Swanwick, Judith Tarr, Steve Rasnic Tem, Rachel Wetzsteon, Terri Windling, Jack Womack, Jane Yolen
Editor(s): Ellen Datlow, Terri Windling
Cover Artist: Thomas Canty
Language: English
Publisher: St. Martin’s Press
Published: September 1995
ISBN-10: 0312132204
ISBN-13: 9780312132200
Notes: This is printed on really heavy paper!
Contents:
   “Summation 1994: Fantasy” by Terri Windling
   “Summation 1994: Horror” by Ellen Datlow
   “Horror and Fantasy in the Media: 1994” by Edward Bryant
   “Comics 1994” by Will Shetterly and Emma Bull
   “Obituaries” by James Frenkel
   “Transmutations” by Patricia A. McKillip
   “Bottom’s Dream” by Rachel Wetzsteon
   “La Promesa” by Leroy Quintana
   “Aweary of the Sun” by Gregory Feeley
   “A Wheel in the Desert, the Moon on Some Swings” by Jonathan Carroll
   “Who Will Love the River God?” by Emily Newland
   “Brothers” by Joyce Carol Oates
   “Subsoil” by Nicholson Baker
   “Elvis’s Bathroom” by Pagan Kennedy
   “Yet Another Poisoned Apple for the Fairy Princess” by A.R. Morlan
   “The Big Game” by Nicholas Royle
   “Buenaventura and the Fifteen Sisters” by Margarita Engle
   “De Natura Unicorni” by Jane Yolen
   “Blue Motel” by Ian McDonald
   “A Friend Indeed” by David Garnett
   “Sometimes, in the Rain” by Charles Grant
   “Rain Falls” by Michael Marshall Smith
   “That Old School Tie” by Jack Womack
   “Animals Behind Bars!” by Scott Bradfield
   “Monuments to the Dead” by Kristine Kathryn Rusch
   “Unterseeboot Doktor” by Ray Bradbury
   “Young Woman in a Garden” by Delia Sherman
   “The Man in the Black Suit” by Stephen King
   “‘In the Tradition…'” by Michael Swanwick
   “Words Like Pale Stones” by Nancy Kress
   “Marchen” poem by Jane Yolen
   “Giants in the Earth” by Dale Bailey
   “A Conflagration Artist” by Bradley Denton
   “Report” by Carme Riera
   “The Village of the Mermaids” poem by John Bradley
   “—And the Horses Hiss at Midnight” by A.R. Morlan
   “The Entreaty of the Wiideema” by Barry Lopez
   “White Chapel” by Douglas Clegg
   “The Stone Woman” poem by Linda Weasel Head
   “Coyote Stories” by Charles de Lint
   “The Box” by Jack Ketchum
   “A Fear of Dead Things” by Andrew Klavan
   “He Unwraps Himself” poem by Darrell Schweitzer
   “Chandira” by Brian Mooney
   “Fever” by Harlan Ellison
   “The Best Things in Life” by Lenora Champagne
   “Mending Souls” by Judith Tarr
   “The Ocean and All Its Devices” by William Browning Spencer
   “Strings” by Kelley Eskridge
   “Superman’s Diary” by B. Brandon Barker
   “Isobel Avens Returns to Stepney in the Spring” by M. John Harrison
   “The Sisterhood of Night” by Steven Millhauser
   “Winter Bodies” by Noy Holland
   “The Sloan Men” by David Nickle
   “Is That Them?” by Kevin Roice
   “The Kingdom of Cats and Birds” by Geoffrey A. Landis
   “Angel Combs” by Steve Rasnic Tem
   “Snow, Glass, Apples” by Neil Gaiman

A Farce to Be Reckoned With by Roger Zelazny and Robert Sheckley

Title: A Farce to Be Reckoned With
Series: Bring Me the Head of Prince Charming
Number in Series: 3 (three)
Author(s): Robert Sheckley, Roger Zelazny
Cover Artist: Don Maitz
Language: English
Original Publisher: Bantam Spectra
Originally Published: April 1995
Publisher: Bantam Spectra
Published: February 1996
ISBN-10: 0553573055
ISBN-13: 9780553573053

Expiration Date by Tim Powers

Title: Expiration Date
Series: Fault Lines
Number in Series: 2 (two)
Author(s): Tim Powers
Cover Artist: Michael Koelsch
Language: English
Original Publisher: HarperCollins UK
Originally Published: March 1995
Publisher: Tor Books
Published: December 1996
ISBN-10: 0812555171
ISBN-13: 9780812555172

Alien Pregnant by Elvis – edited by Esther M. Friesner and Martin H. Greenberg

Title: Alien Pregnant by Elvis
Author(s): Eluki bes Shahar, John Gregory Betancourt, Bruce Boston, David Brin, James Brunet, Greg Cox, Kate Daniel, John DeChancie, David Drake, Roger Dutcher, George Alec Effinger , Gregory Feeley, Alan Dean Foster, Laura Frankos, Esther M. Friesner, G—r G—n, Richard Gilliam, Karen Haber, Jeff Hecht, Anthony Lewis, Barry N. Malzberg, Dennis McKiernan, Thomas F. Monteleone, Jody Lynn Nye, Laura Resnick, Mike Resnick, Kristine Kathryn Rusch, Josepha Sherman, Dean Wesley Smith, Allen Steele, Mark Tiedemann, Harry Turtledove, David Vierling, Lawrence Watt-Evans, T. Winter-Damon, Deborah Wunder
Editor(s): Esther M. Friesner, Martin H. Greenberg
Cover Artist: Jim Warren
Language: English
Publisher: Daw Books
Published: June 1994
ISBN-10: 0886776104
ISBN-13: 9780886776107
Contents:
   “Alien Pregnant by Elvis” essay by Esther M. Friesner
   “The Source of it All” by Dennis McKiernan
   “The Bride of Bigfoot” by Lawrence Watt-Evans
   “Close-Up Photos Reveal JFK Skull on Moon!” by Barry N. Malzberg
   “Marilyn, Elvis, and the Reality Blues” by James Brunet
   “Those Rowdy Royals!” by Laura Resnick
   “My Husband Became A Zombie and it Saved Our Marriage” by Karen Haber
   “Rock Band Conjures Satan as Manager” by Deborah Wunder
   “2,437 UFOs Over New Hampshire” by Allen Steele
   “Pulitzer Kills Publishing Maggot” by Mark Tiedemann
   “Elvis at the White House” by Kristine Kathryn Rusch
   “The Number of the Beast” by Jeff Hecht
   “De Gustibus” by Anthony Lewis
   “Is Your Coworker a Space Alien?” by Eluki bes Shahar
   “A Beak for Trends” by Laura Frankos
   “Hitler Clone in Argentina Plots Falklands Reprise, or Death and Transfiguration” by John DeChancie
   “Group Phenomena” by Thomas F. Monteleone
   “Unextinctions” poem by Bruce Boston and Roger Dutcher
   “How Alien He Really Was” by Bruce Boston
   “NASA Sending Addicts to Mars!” by Alan Dean Foster
   “Vole” by John Gregory Betancourt
   “In Search of the Perfect Orgasm” by Dean Wesley Smith
   “Saving Sam’s Used UFOs” by Kate Daniel
   “Danny’s Excellent Adventure” by Greg Cox
   “Royal Tiff Yields Face of Jesus!” by Esther M. Friesner
   “Magnetic Personality Triggers Nail-Biter’s Near-Death Ordeal!” by T. Winter-Damon
   “They’d Never—” by Harry Turtledove
   “Loch Ness Monster Found—In the Bermuda Triangle” by David Vierling
   “Racehorse Predicts the Future!” by Josepha Sherman
   “Printer’s Devils” by Gregory Feeley
   “Cannibal Plants From Heck” by David Drake
   “Psychic Bats 1000 For Accuracy!” by Jody Lynn Nye
   “Caveat Atlantis” by Richard Gilliam
   “Frozen Hitler Found in Atlantean Love Nest” by G—r G—n
   “Those Eyes” by David Brin
   “Stop Press” by Mike Resnick
   “Martian Memorial to Elvis Sighted” by George Alec Effinger

The Random House Book of Bedtime Stories

"The Random House Book of Bedtime Stories".

“The Random House Book of Bedtime Stories”.


Title: The Random House Book of Bedtime Stories
Author(s): Aesop, Joan Aiken, Margaret Wise Brown, Walter de la Mare, Rose Dobbs, Eleanor Farjeon, Brothers Grimm, Deborah Hautzig, Adelaide Holl, Sue Kassirer, Gillian Kelly, Rudyard Kipling, Beatrix Potter, Anne Rockwell, Joanne Ryder, Marjorie Weinman Sharmat, Oscar Wilde
Editor(s): none
Cover Artist: Jane Dyer
Interior Artist(s): Jane Dyer
Language: English
Publisher: Random House
Published: 1994
ISBN-10: 0679808329
ISBN-13: 9780679808329
Notes: Many of these are traditional folk or fairy tales retold by these authors.
Contents:
   “How the Camel Got His Hump” by Rudyard Kipling
   “The Lion and the Mouse” by Aesop
   “The Tale of Peter Rabbit” by Beatrix Potter
   “The Selfish Giant” by Oscar Wilde
   “Grumley the Grouch” by Marjorie Weinman Sharmat
   “The Baker’s Cat” by Joan Aiken
   “The Lad Who Went to the North Wind” by Anne Rockwell
   “Under the Moon” by Joanne Ryder
   “Young Kate” by Eleanor Farjeon
   “The Gingerbread Boy” by Gillian Kelly
   “The Golden Goose” by Brothers Grimm and Sue Kassirer
   “The Three Billy Goats Gruff” by Brothers Grimm and Sue Kassirer
   “The Little Snow Maiden” by Sue Kassirer
   “The Bremen Town Musicians” by Walter de la Mare and Deborah Hautzig
   “The Little Red Hen” by Gillian Kelly
   “The Hare and the Hedgehog” by Walter de la Mare and Deborah Hautzig
   “Goldilocks and the Three Bears” by Gillian Kelly
   “The Man Who Had No Dream” by Adelaide Holl
   “The Dreaming Bunny” by Margaret Wise Brown
   “Snow White and Rose Red” by Brothers Grimm and Rose Dobbs

Masters of Fantasy – edited by Terry Carr and Martin H. Greenberg

Title: Masters of Fantasy
Author(s): Michael Bishop, James Blish, Robert Bloch, Anthony Boucher, Ray Bradbury, Fredric Brown, John Collier, Avram Davidson, Thomas M. Disch, Harlan Ellison, Philip José Farmer, H.L. Gold, Robert A. Heinlein, Zenna Henderson, Shirley Jackson, C.M. Kornbluth, Henry Kuttner, R.A. Lafferty, Fritz Leiber, H.P. Lovecraft, A. Merritt, C.L. Moore, Keith Roberts, Joanna Russ, Eric Frank Russell, Clark Ashton Smith, Theodore Sturgeon, Jack Vance, Manly Wade Wellman, Donald A. Wollheim, Roger Zelazny
Editor(s): Terry Carr, Martin H. Greenberg
Cover Artist: Henri Rousseau
Language: English
Publisher: Galahad Books
Published: August 1992
ISBN-10: 0883657864
ISBN-13: 9780883657867
Notes: Martin H. Greenberg is listed as “Martin Harry Greenberg” on the cover and inside the book.
Contents:
   “The Rats in the Walls” by H.P. Lovecraft
   “The Woman of the Wood” by A. Merritt
   “Trouble with Water” by H.L. Gold
   “Thirteen O’Clock” by C.M. Kornbluth
   “The Coming of the White Worm” by Clark Ashton Smith
   “Yesterday Was Monday” by Theodore Sturgeon
   “They Bite” by Anthony Boucher
   “Call Him Demon” by Henry Kuttner
   “Daemon” by C.L. Moore
   “The Black Ferris” by Ray Bradbury
   “Displaced Person” by Eric Frank Russell
   “Our Fair City” by Robert A. Heinlein
   “Come and Go Mad” by Fredric Brown
   “There Shall Be No Darkness” by James Blish
   “The Loom of Darkness” by Jack Vance
   “The Rag Thing” by Donald A. Wollheim
   “Sail On! Sail On!” by Philip José Farmer
   “One Ordinary Day, with Peanuts” by Shirley Jackson
   “That Hell-Bound Train” by Robert Bloch
   “Nine Yards of Other Cloth” by Manly Wade Wellman
   “The Montavarde Camera” by Avram Davidson
   “Man Overboard” by John Collier
   “My Dear Emily” by Joanna Russ
   “Descending” by Thomas M. Disch
   “Four Ghosts in Hamlet” by Fritz Leiber
   “Divine Madness” by Roger Zelazny
   “Narrow Valley” by R.A. Lafferty
   “Timothy” by Keith Roberts
   “Through a Glass—Darkly” by Zenna Henderson
   “Jeffty Is Five” by Harlan Ellison
   “Within the Walls of Tyre” by Michael Bishop

Maps in a Mirror – The Short Fiction of Orson Scott Card

Title: Maps in a Mirror: The Short Fiction
Author(s): Orson Scott Card
Cover Artist: n/a
Interior Artist(s):
Language: English
Publisher: Tor Books
Published: October 1990
ISBN-10: 0312850476
ISBN-13: 9780312850470
Notes:
Contents:
   “Introduction: Book 1: The Hanged Man, Tales of Dread”
   “Eumenides in the Fourth Floor Lavatory”
   “Quietus”
   “Deep Breathing Exercises”
   “Fat Farm”
   “Closing the Timelid”
   “Freeway Games”
   “A Sepulchre of Songs”
   “Prior Restraint”
   “The Changed Man and the King of Words”
   “Memories of My Head”
   “Lost Boys”
   “Afterword: Book 1: The Hanged Man, Tales of Dread”
   “Introduction:Book 2: Flux, Tales of Human Futures”
   “A Thousand Deaths”
   “Clap Hands and Sing”
   “Dogwalker”
   “But We Try Not to Act Like It”
   “I Put My Blue Genes On”
   “In the Doghouse”
   “The Originist”
   “Afterword: Book 2: Flux, Tales of Human Futures”
   “Introduction: Book 3: Maps in a Mirror, Fables and Fantasies”
   “Unaccompanied Sonata”
   “A Cross-Country Trip to Kill Richard Nixon”
   “The Porcelain Salamander”
   “Middle Woman”
   “The Bully and the Beast”
   “The Princess and the Bear”
   “Sandmagic”
   “The Best Day”
   “A Plague of Butterflies”
   “The Monkeys Thought ‘Twas All in Fun”
   “Afterword: Book 3: Maps in a Mirror, Fables and Fantasies”
   “Introduction: Book 4: Cruel Miracles, Tales of Death, Hope, and Holiness”
   “Mortal Gods”
   “Saving Grace”
   “Eye for Eye”
   “St. Amy’s Tale”
   “Kingsmeat”
   “Holy”
   “Afterword: Book 4: Cruel Miracles, Tales of Death, Hope, and Holiness”
   “Introduction: Book 5: Lost Songs, The Hidden Stories”
   “Ender’s Game”
   “Mikal’s Songbird”
   “Prentice Alvin and the No-Good Plow” (poem)
   “Malpractice”
   “Follower”
   “Hitching”
   “Damn Fine Novel”
   “Billy’s Box”
   “The Best Family Home Evening Ever”
   “Bicicleta”
   “I Think Mom and Dad Are Going Crazy, Jerry”
   “Gert Fram”
   “Afterword: Book 5: Lost Songs, The Hidden Stories”